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Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher-Abbe.
matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.
? Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Haraamkhor.
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Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain? Student - Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan.
Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.
? Student - "Hum do hamare do.


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Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai Bacche kaese hote hain ? .
Ladki : Chup ! .
Ladka : Bataona plzz.
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Ladki : Nahi pata .
Ab dubara mat puchhna.
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Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata.
Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.
:p:D moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi samajhti hain -

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Sir: Define Energy ? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: ".
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and this is called Energy" ;;)

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Husband calls his wife.
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Husband: "Umm Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture.
The car skidded and rolled over.
Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet.
I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff.
"I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe concussion.
" Wife, "Who is Susan?" X_X :]Y :|

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