Jokes of the Day

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Wife: Give me your phone for a second Husband: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder.
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
Delete mms.
Delete what's app.
Delete bbm.
Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete FORMAT Memory Card.
Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!! Wife: I just wanted to see the time.
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Husband: O heroine, time puch bhi to sakti thi .
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Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me.
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Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc .
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Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai Im Using Windows 98.
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An old lady always gave the bus conductor Cashew nuts, Almonds to eat.
Conductor: "So kind of u that you give me those nuts to eat everyday.
Why don't you eat them yourself?" Old Lady: "I don't have teeth to munch them.
"Conductor: "Then why did you buy them?" Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!"

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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, .
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Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.
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Khada raha to gane sunuga,.
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Agar hawa me raha.
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To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga.
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Students Thoko Likes.
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God to Pappu :- Beta kya chahiye.
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Pappu :- Ek Job,Ek badi si gaadi.
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Aur usme Dher sari ladkiya, .
God :- Tathastu.
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus driver hai.
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Soch samajh k maango, God bhi smart hai.