Funny Whatsapp Jokes

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Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha- NO MONEY, NO FUN, YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya- .
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How Sad, Very Bad, Your DAD

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Height of Kuch Bhi .
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Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache? Student: Sir 9 Haathi Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala? Student: Sir kyunki main aaj lunch mein gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon.
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Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayega.
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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, .
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Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.
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Khada raha to gane sunuga,.
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Agar hawa me raha.
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To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga.
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Students Thoko Likes.
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Cat:" how old are u ?? .
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Elephant:" 5 yrs.
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Cat:" U luk big.
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Elephant:" i m a COMPLAN BOY .
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Cat:" i m 20 yrs Elephant:" But u luk small .
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Cat:" PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE.
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When a girl cries for you - don't be too emotional.
Those tears are like a loan -.
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you will have to pay it back with great interest.


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