How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?

How do you spell "hard water" with only 3 letters?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIce.

 

How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerPut him in the front seat.

 

How far can a dog run into the woods? 
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHalfway through the woods. After halfway the dog would be running out of the woods, not "into the woods."

 

How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerIf he was born before 1783, then Massachusetts would still be a British colony.

 

How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerOne. After that it's not empty.

 

How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerOnly one, the basket is no longer empty after this.

 

How many letters are in the alphabet? 
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThere are eleven letters in "the alphabet." 

 

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerOnly one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

 

I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove my first letter & you have a path situated between man-made masses. What am I?
Show Answer            Hide Answervalley (-v = alley)

 

I am an insect, & the first half of my name reveals another insect. Some famous musicians had a name similar to mine. What am I? 
Show Answer            Hide AnswerBeetle