A man committed suicide in a room with nothing but a chandelier and the rope that he hung from. There is a puddle of water under him. How did he commit suicide without anyone helping him?

A man committed suicide in a room with nothing but a chandelier and the rope that he hung from. There is a puddle of water under him. How did he commit suicide without anyone helping him?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHe stood on the block of ice and waited for it to melt.

 

A man drives from San Francisco to Honolulu without any of his tires. How does he do this?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHe uses a boat!

 

A man fell off a 30-foot ladder and landed on the sidewalk, but he did not get hurt. Why not?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHe fell off the bottom rung.

 

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home early every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerBlood, he is a vampire.

 

A man in prison has a visitor. Afterward a guard asks the inmate who the visitor was to him. The inmate replies: "brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who was the visitor to the inmate?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHis son.

 

A man in prison has a visitor. Afterward a guard asks the inmate who the visitor was. The inmate replies: "brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." What's the relationship between the inmate and the visitor?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe son visited his father.

 

A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHe was playing Monopoly.

 

A man is sitting in his cabin in Michigan. 3 hours later he gets out of his cabin in Texas. How is this possible?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHe is a pilot in the cabin of the airplane.

 

A man is stuck on an island with his best friend and a fisherman. The fisherman and his best friend go off to catch food while he builds a hut. The fisherman returns alone with some salmon he had prepared. His best friend had fallen off a cliff. After he is rescued from the man goes to a diner and he orders salmon. He eats his meal, he pulls out a gun and commits suicide. Why does he do this?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHe realizes what he had eaten on the island was not in fact salmon, but rather his best friend.

 

A man is writing his will and he wants to leave everything he has to one of his two sons, whichever one is more dedicated. To decide which one will win his fortune he gives them each a car and tells them that whoever's car passes the finish line he has set up last will get everything he has. After a month of both sons refusing to cross the line they finally go to their uncle for advice. They both leave their uncles house in a hurry and race to the finish line as fast as they can. What advice did their uncle give?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerTheir uncle told them to switch cars. If they switch cars they are driving their brother's car and if they drive their brother's car past the finish line first, their car will be last and they will win.