Girfriend and boyfriend on phone

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Romantic line of SMALL kid aftr breakup .
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Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich kalta hu .
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pal kya kalu .
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mumy loz BADAM khila deti he , aul tumali yad fil aa jati hai

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Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum ?? .
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho ? .
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun !! .
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Santa :- Ha.
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Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai .
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GF: Mujhe aisi jagah le chalo jaha koi na ho.
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BF: chalo Rahul Gandhi ki rally me chalte hain.


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Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there.
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He asked: "Who are you ?? .
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They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia KAL TAK.
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Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.
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Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.
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daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha.
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