Aapko kaisa lagega agar neend me aapka haath

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Ek dum latest.
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✈✈✈✈✈✈ ��Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge? ��Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
��Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h, Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi.
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge .
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Ek Sharabi full set ho ke ghar jaa raha tha.
Raaste me mandir ke bahar pujari dikha,, Sharabi ne Pujari se pucha.
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"Sabse bada kaun.
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Sharabi: Mandir bada to Dharti pe kaise khada.
? Pujari: Achchha to Dharti badi.
Sharabi: Dharti badi to Sheshnaag pe kyo khadi.
? Pujari: To Sheshnaag bada.
Sharabi: Sheshnaag bada to Shiv k gale me kyo pada.
? Pujari: To Shiv bada.
Sharabi: Shiv bada to Parvat pe kyo khada.
? Pujari: Tab to Parvat bada.
Sharabi: Parvat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyu pada.
? Pujari: Aarre mere baap Hanuman bada.
Sharabi: Hanuman bada to Ram k charno me kyo pada.
? Pujari sar peet k bola: Ram bada.
Sharabi: Ram bada to Sita k piche kyo pada.
? Pujari: Arre mere baap to tu hi bata kaun bada.
? Sharabi: "Is duniya me sirf woh bada jo poori Baatli peeke aapni Tango par khada.
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������ My Boss installed Whatsapp and texted me ' Oye Joke Bhej.
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!' I replied' sir abhi me kaam kar raha hoon, aftr some time---' Boss Replies: Mast tha !! Aur bhej !:)

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Aapko kaisa lagega agar neend me aapka haath bister se bahar nikle aur bed k niche se koi use pakad le.
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Ya aap karwat badle aur dekhe ki aap k pero ke pass koi betha hai.
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Ya aapki chadar apne aap sarakne lage.
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Ya aap bich raat me aankhe khole aur dekhe ki fan se koi aapko dekh raha hai.
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Ya aap pani pine uthe aur khidki k bahar se budhiya bole, "ek glass mere liye b le aana.
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" Khair jane do in baaton ko, Maine to GOOD NIGHT kehne k liye message kiya tha.
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