Angry Husband sends SMS to his mother-in-law

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Angry Husband sends SMS to his mother-in-law "Your product not cooking food properly" Smart Mother-in-law replied "Product sold, Seal opened, Warranty expired, Manufacturer not responsible"

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Ladies driving:D Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na? Patient: Kaun sa road ? Main to Garden mein leta hua tha.
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Teacher: ‘A’ for? Student: Apple!!! Teacher: Jor se bolo… Student: JAI MATA DI!!!

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Pappu : sir meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chaahti hai.
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chhutti chahiye.
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Boss : chhutti nahin milegi .
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Pappu : thank u so much sir ji.
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mai jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge.
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Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi.
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Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi