Two bodies have I, Though both joined in one. The more still I stand, The quicker I run...

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerA wave.

 

Tom was driving his semi under an overpass when suddenly he came to a screeching halt. Tom wasn't paying enough attention and inadvertently drove under the overpass that was just barely as high as his truck. The semi was wedged so tightly that he could not go forward or backward. A fellow trucker came by and told him how he could easily get the semi out from under the bridge.
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHe told Tom to let some air out of his tires. This would make the truck lower and allow him to pass through.

 

Tom's father has five children. Their names are John, Bill, Mary, and Sally. Who is his fifth child?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerTom.

 

Travel a mile and I will change. Travel a million and I will end as I started. What am I?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerAn odometer.

 

Tuesday, Tom and David went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Tom and David did not pay the bill, so who did?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerTheir friend, Tuesday.

 

Two bodies have I, Though both joined in one. The more still I stand, The quicker I run...
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHourglass

 

Two children, who were all tangled up in their reckoning of the days of the week, paused on their way to school to straighten matters out. "When the day after tomorrow is yesterday," said Priscilla, "then 'today' will be as far from Sunday as that day was which was 'today' when the day before yesterday was tomorrow!"
On which day of the week did this puzzling prattle occur?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe two children were so befogged over the calendar that they had started on their way to school on Sunday morning!

 

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell, but it doesn't matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then realize that they could tunnel out. They start, but soon give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerHis plan is to continue digging the tunnel, but pile the dirt into a mound so they can climb up to the window and escape. 

 

Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins.
How can this be?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe two babies are two of a set of triplets.

 

Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be?
Show Answer            Hide AnswerThe two babies are two of a set of triplets.