Girl in church confessing....i m in love with a boy who is far away from me

A very sad Chinese story:

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aansu nikal aaye padhke...
Specially when she said:
"汦睯攺"
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Bhakth: Baba pyar karna padta hai ya ho jaata ha

Baba: Beta agar ladki Khoobsurat ho aur scooty pe ho toh ho jaata hai...!!

Agar ladki badsurat ho aur Audi mein ho toh karna padta hai!
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At Niagara falls

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..

These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard…
Now I request all the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls...!!!.
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Best finisher award in IPL 2013 goes to


Sreesanth


To finish his career in style!!!!

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It Happened in a Hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 11 AM

Doctors thought it is something Super Natural

Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate d cause

Next Sunday,few minutes before 11 AM,all doctors & Nurses stood around that Bed & Waiting to see what it was

Then Suddenly Gangubai (Part time Sunday sweeper) Entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged her Mobile Charger!!

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HEIGHT OF BATAMEEZI:
Phone rings..tring tring..
Boy: hello chintu hai.?
Gal: nahi hai..
B: mujhe ek mauka do,jarur ho jayega!!!!
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Santa : Mai to duvidha main phas gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!
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Rajni said go to hell to a kid one day





Today he is known as YAMRAJ
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After seing movie YJHD....a boy 2his father
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. boy- me udna chahta hu,dodna chata
hu,girna b chahta hu......bas rukna
nai
chahta
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father replied....
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Ye le mobile temple run khel le..

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Girl in church confessing:

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk
We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber
I need ur blessings and good wish oh god


Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de
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