Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world

Why do earthquake occurs?????



Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!
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O!nce Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!



Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore.



Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya ....
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Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????



British would have fought for Independance....
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Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......



Thus.......The google was born!!!!
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Definition of solar eclipse:



When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phen
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Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!

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Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..



Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!
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Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........



Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!
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Thought of the day.... Smile to at least one unknown person while walking.



So that he forgets his problem & starts thinking..... "Aakhir yeh tha kaun? "=))
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Gabbar: Aaj meine Basanti ko nahate waqt dekha...

Viru: Kutte kamine... Mein tera khoon pee jaunga!

Gabbar: Relax be yede... Mein naha raha tha... Basanti jaa rahi thi...

Jabi dekho tab khoon pee jaunga. What nonsense.